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Zoo Audio 05-22-13
Ever since 1994, Kline has had this strange curse after interviewing celebrities. Shows have been cancelled, celebrities have died soon after a Kline interview. Did the curse die last night? Find out what gives us this indication by listening here. We had an opportunity for you to get away to La Torretta in Conroe if you answered the Dirty Deed Drawer. Today's task, the drive thru moo. All you had to do was engage the drive thru attendant and all you could say was "moo". Get ready to laugh when you listen here. We sent Knucklehead Hoss into a store to see how many times he could seamlessly work in the phrase "wobble, baby" into a conversation with a stranger. How many do you think he could get away with? Find out here.
5/23/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 05-13-13
Today was a bit of a testy morning for us. Overnight we received an email from our boss unveiling a new studio policy. This affects us drastically. Listen here to the new policy and see if you can identify our lack of energy. We called our Ultimate Taylor Swift prize winner who was very excited to learn that she and her sisters are going to see Taylor on Thursday. Check out the winning video here. Two of the last three oldest living Americans all credit this one thing to their longevity. It's not sleep, wine, or reading. What is it? Find out here.
5/14/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 05-06-13
The number one reason women leave men is because they catch them cheating. What is the top reason that men leave women? Make your guess then listen here for the answer. With it being prom season we occassionally take cases of people wanting to ask others to prom. Today, Brayson wanted to recite some poetry to Lauren in an effort to woo her and get her to say yes to his prom invitation. He even had a little extra planned beyond the poetry. Check it out here and then find out if Lauren said yes or not. Not familiar with Monday Morning Radio Roulette? Then listen to this segment because it's the last bastion of freedom of speech.
5/7/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 04-30-13
In our 2nd Date Update today, Tommy and Missy met at Memorial Park as both are avid runners. They had their dogs with them and decided to take them with them on their date. Now Tommy isn't getting a call back and he wants to know why. Find out here what the deal is. We had Todd from Diablo Loco, a new chicken wing establishment, join us in studio today with a sampling of his hot wings including what Timmy T says are the hottest wings he's ever tasted, the Highway To Hell Wing. Knucklehead Hoss, Sky Mike and listener Andrew all competed to see who could eat the wings that fastest and hold them in without drinking anything. We have the video on our Facebook page. The number one thing young adults are doing in job interviews that sabotage their chances at getting the job? You won't guess it but you will be shocked when you find out what it is when you listen here.
5/1/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 04-23-13
We are looking for some of Houston's prettiest women and asking where they work so that we can send Knucklehead Shaggy, a guy who is so awkward he makes Kline look gregarious, out to meet these women. Send your nomination to Erica. What is the percentage of men who say they fall in love at first sight? Make your guess and then listen here to find out how close you are the actual answer. The TV newscaster in North Dakota who got fired over the weekend for uttering profanity is all over the place and it got us thinking about quick firings. Timmy T was fired after only 2 days on the job. Why? Listen here to learn that answer. Erica Rico's latest find, Savannah Berry from Missouri City who is currently on The Voice on Team Blake, called us today to talk about her time on the reality singing show so far. What is the sign that she has officially made it? Hear it here.
4/24/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 4-22-13
How fortunate are we that we have one of the world's foremost authorities on the JFK assassination with us everyday. Timmy T took a trip to Dallas over the weekend and shared a little bit of his trip with us, including his tour guiding of a group of children around Dealey Plaza. Listen to him wow us with his knowledge that he laid in the kids. Want to find out what drunk people sound like at the end of the night? We always love drunk people on the radio, which is why we dispatch Knucklehead Hoss out at closing time armed with interesting questions. Check out the people he ran into this weekend. Careerbuilder.com released a list of the oddest requests made by bosses to employees. Some of these are insanely ridiculous. We wanted to know about the odd request your boss has given you. We were not disappointed in our calls which you can hear here.
4/23/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 04-09-13
Our latest 2nd Date Update featured Austin who couldn't get a call back from Kathryn after their first date. In the middle of the date they actually talked about a second date then something happened but Austin doesn't know what. You'll be shocked to find out which you can here. Ladies, you have a tough time getting ahead in the workplace because of a character issue. What is the issue? Find out here. Erica touched off qite a storm with her story about a relationship expert advising women to date 3 men at the same time as the best way to find Mr. Right. Timmy T had a problem with this. What was his argument and who do you agree with? Listen here and then decide for yourself.
4/10/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 04-08-13
NOT GOOD NEWS FOR HOUSTON PART 1: Apparently, those red suits really do make a difference and the Friendly Skies aren't so friendly any more. At least that's what we can gather from the 2013 Airline Quality Rating report that puts Virgin America on top and United Airlines at the bottom. According to the survey, the airline founded by billionaire Richard Branson -- which has only be flying in the U.S. for five years -- is tops in timely arrivals, baggage handling and customer service. Coming in second place was Jet Blue, which had better-than-average performance on timely arrivals, handling bags and customer complaints. AirTran took third place, with Delta in fourth and Hawaiian Airlines in fifth. United came in 14th -- last place. NOT GOOD NEWS FOR HOUSTON PART 2: If feeling safe factors into where you want to live, then pack your bags you're going to Minneapolis! Turns out 80 percent of Minneapolis residents feel safe walking alone at night in their city, and, what's more, this is the highest score in the country. Other cities that people feel safe in are Denver; Raleigh, N.C., Boston; Salt Lake City and Austin, Texas. Cities that didn't get such good reviews were New Orleans; Riverside, California; Houston and Jacksonville, Florida. IS THIS THE DUMBEST THING EVER Here's some advice: If someone suggests playing Tattoo Roulette, run, don't walk, away! Pop singer Ryan Cabrera played a game with a friend of his where they were both blindfolded and had to randomly pick the tattoo that the other would receive. And raising the stakes even higher is that neither could see the finished product until the tattoos were done. It's called Tattoo Roulette. And it's every bit as stupid as it is permanent. Cabrera was surprised to discover that on his calf now rests the likeness of film star Ryan Gosling. WHOA!!!...New research shows that you are five times more likely to be involved in a fatal car crash from daydreaming than being distracted by random electronic devices. Apparently 62 percent of 65,000 lost to fatal car accidents were the result of being lost in thought. And while that's bad, other types of distraction are bad too, such as: Rubbernecking Kids or other vehicle occupants Reaching for an object elsewhere in the car Eating or drinking PUB STUNT IN THE MAKING Mariners a 3-0 win over the Houston Astros on Monday. Astros now have a 6 game losing streak and have been shut out 3 times this season. A rumor claiming Joel Osteen was resigning from his church because he'd lost his faith first surfaced on April 2. The church thought it would die down, but instead it exploded on social media. Friends were texting from South Africa and Australia, said Osteen. I thought, 'Wow, something big is going on here.' Someone created a series of phony websites pretending to be among sites like CNN and JoelOsteen.com saying the pastor of America's largest church was quitting and that he'd lost his faith. To us it was so comical, Osteen said. We didn't think much about it except that someone's having an April fool's joke. Large organizations, including faith based ones, often have people infringing on their trademark So what kind of impact did this rumor have on a church with 40,000 attendees each week? Ironically, it may help increase the flock even more. In the last seven days, Lakewood Church has added nearly 49,000 Facebook friends and 25,000 Twitter followers. If the prankster can be found, Lakewood Church's attorneys will ask him to cease and desist, but they do not plan to sue.
4/9/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 04-01-13
April Fools Day in full swing today. Wish we could tell you what we did early in the show but you'll just have to trust us that it was big. Just listen to our call from Tamara...she'll verify it. Knucklehead Hoss was armed with a microphone around a group of drunk people. How did that turn out? Listen here. A hotel in Finland is searching for an employee that they will pay to sleep in their hotel. You must be fluent in English, Finnish and Russian in order to apply. It got us thinking though, who has the easiest job in the world? Check out our calls and decide for yourself who you think has the easiest job.
4/2/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 03-13-13
Erica was out sick today so Timmy T and Kline spent the entire morning amusing themselves. It all started with a check on the Pope voting process live from Vatican City with Finger Puppet Pablo. Things only deteriorated from there. Listen to Pablo's report here. Timmy T has heard that Finger Puppet Pablo has not been getting much love outside of the show. Apparently people aren't receptive to finger and sock puppets. To find out if that is true or not, we sent Knucklehead Hoss and his new companion, Sock Puppet Guillermo to test public reaction. Listen here. If you're a magazine publisher, you might want to stay away from putting this celebrity on your cover. Apparently she doesn't help increase sales yet you still see her on many front pages. Who is it? Find out here.
3/14/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 03-12-13
Our latest 2nd date update featured Lacy who didn't receive a call after her first date with Heath. She just wanted to know why because she spent so much time planning the date. We thought that was going to be the issue but we were way wrong. Listen here to find out what went wrong. Timmy T has parlayed his skill of guessing your age into identifying if you are sick or faking sickness simply based on the sound of your voice. How did it go? Find out here. The Colorado theatre shooter is set to enter his plea today and many experts think he'll go with an insanity plea. If he does this, speculation is that the state will administer a truth serum to find out if he is truly insane. We wanted to know what people would find out if you went under truth serum. Check out the calls here. Who are the worst drivers on the road? Find out here.
3/13/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 03-07-13
A bit of controversy surrounded today's episode of "What Year Was It?" Did Timmy T get the correct answer or not? Listen here and decide for yourself. Our latest 2nd date update featured Claire who went on a date with Justin but didn't get a very good feeling at the end of the date and has not gotten a call for a 2nd date. Justin didn't accept an invitation to join Claire in her apartment. That's a sign there. What went wrong? Find out here. Timmy T was nearly stumped during today's age guessing formula. He could guess, plus or minus two years, your age based on the first Rodeo Houston concert you attended. You had to be a native Houstonian to participate. How did it go? Check it out here.
3/7/2013 listen downloadQ Zoo Critter Corner: 2/28/13
Meet Madame Meow Mya, an adorable cat from the Houston SPCA
2/28/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 02-25-13
We sent Knucklehead Hoss out to cook off to get answers to simple questions from drunk people. Here is a snippet of what cook off sounded like this year. We saw some crazy stuff at cook off but we know we can't see everything so we asked you to call and tell us what you saw. We promised to believe your unbelievable story. Pretty much the rule of thumb on The Zoo is when you make Timmy T gag, you win. What story caused him to nearly wretch today? Listen here. Men, if you're wondering about a specific behavior and if it violates mancard code then you need to listen to our Monday Morning Mancard Violation calls. Timmy T is the definitive word in mancard violations as he is the arbiter of the card. Find out which violation was the most egregious this week by listening here.
2/26/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 02-19-13
Timmy T is now getting really active on the Twitter. He has promised a couple of daily postings that you might find intriguing. Listen to what he plans to post everyday by clicking here. Now, in order to appease Erica, Timmy decided to release a list of things women have invented. Would this list quell Erica's disgust? Get that answer here. Our latest 2nd Date Update featured Harry who went on a date with Sharon and something didn't sit well with Sharon so she didn't call Harry back. What was it that disturbed her? Find out here. Don't get caught with your pants down. Here is a list of shows that you must DVR if you can't watch them when they are on. Get the list by listening here.
2/20/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 02-12-13
Check out the Q Morning Zoo from Tuesday, February 12, 2013!
2/13/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 02-07-13
Timmy T released either a public service announcement or a thief cheat sheet, depending on your perspective, on where not to hide money in your house because this is the first place a thief looks. Want to know how to protect yourself? Listen here. If you're a prospective thief, just keep reading. In our 2nd Date Update, we had a repeat client. Lorena was a subject on 2nd Date before when her date accused her of being racist. Now she's not getting a call back from Rob. Why? We found out when we called Rob. Listen to it here. Former Navy SEAL and prolific sniper, Chris Kyle will be buried on Monday. His funeral is being held at Cowboy's Stadium. We called the White House to request that flags be flown at half-staff on Monday to recognize Chris's protection of our country. Hear our message here. Our dirty deed drawer called for the mistaken identity stunt today. Get the funny here. In our Critter Corner, meet Chuy. He's a friendly, soft and cuddly black cat who is adoptable from the Houston SPCA.
2/8/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 02-06-13
Get all of the details on our Last Chance at Valentine's Day Speed Date Event on our home page. If you're single and want to change that for next Thursday, you'll want to sign up for this quickly. Our 2nd Date Update was a nuclear bomb of controversy. Lyndsey hadn't heard from Joe since their first date 2 months ago. Normally we wouldn't take the case since it had been so long since the date but something struck us about Lyndsey so we decided to call Joe and see what his deal was. Wow, did this throw us a curveball. Check it out here. One of the biggest names to star at this year's Rodeo Houston called us today to talk about 8 pack abs and tight pants. Listen to our conversation with Tim McGraw here. Kline read some poetry to his wife. Not typical poetry and he'll probably be in the dog house tonight. Get the prose here.
2/7/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 02-05-13
Want to know where Houston ranks in the order of America's Sexiest cities? Click here to find out. America has a new hero and we wish we could just post a link right here to his TV interview but we can't because Kai, the hatchet wielding hitchhiker, is not suitable for work. However, if on your own, you'd like to hear his interview, just search of him on the web and you'll find it. Our 2nd Date Update featured Judy who had thought she had a good date with William but wasn't getting a call from him after their date. We wondered why too. We called William and found out. Listen to it here. Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian's ex, shared details of how she knew that Eddie and LeAnn Rimes were cheating. This is a pretty crazy story and you can get the details by listening here.
2/6/2013 listen downloadZoo Audio 02-04-13
We revealed a results of a survey that ranked the top five jobs that women find sexy. Erica thinks they messed up the list and so she developed a list of her own. Listen to both lists here and decide for yourself whose list you find more accurate. Hoss was dispatched over the weekend to get the scoop from drunk girls about current events. Drunk girls and Hoss always equals fun as you'll hear here. Neither Kline nor Producer Al watched the Super Bowl. Kline slept through it and Al watched the movie Mean Girls. We wanted to know what other guy skipped the Super Bowl and why. Find out the excuses here. We talked about Navy SEAL Chris Kyle, the deadliest sniper in US military history, and his murder over the weekend. Please go to our Facebook page and like our suggestion of lowering the flags to half-staff on the day of his funeral.
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